Sunday 14 April 2013

Oyibos Study Reveals That Looking At Busty Women For 10 Minutes A Day Can Prolong Your Life


Lol. I promised myself not to laugh while typing this post - but I can't help it. 

Some Germans scientists who had no better research to conduct have just completed a study which reveals that staring at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health and can prolong your life, they discovered this after 5 years of wanking at busty women research. In fact, they claim it is better for your health than going to the gym. Dr Karen Weatherby an expert on ageing/ author at New England Journal of Medicine wrote;
“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out, ...S3xual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question – gazing at large br3asts makes men healthier.”

The men who were told to stare at bosoms over a D-cup daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease

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